i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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