Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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