I'm lost and stupid without you.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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