I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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