eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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