Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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