WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Randomize
