i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
