Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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