i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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