he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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