i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i came on her dog
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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