i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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