Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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