You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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