Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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