5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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