What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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