Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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