Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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