Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Randomize
