I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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