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say what?
wanna hang out?
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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