Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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