I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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