I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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