just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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