The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I just want to make out with him forever
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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