walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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