She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
