The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
The air taste purple.
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