Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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