Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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