i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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