I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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