No awkward lesbian experiences without me
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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