I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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