he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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