She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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