It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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