I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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