Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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