I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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