He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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