I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
As shirtless as possible
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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