I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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