i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
