I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Just pee around me
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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