so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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