Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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