I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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