covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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