Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
wow bdsm is so cute
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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