Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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