Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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