We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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