She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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